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CORKY AT TWELVE

He march around on feet that drag
He front ones still. He rear ones sag.

He slip and slide on polished floor
He run in place when knock on door.

He scrabble hard but stay where at
He legs they churn. He standing pat.

He jump on bed and misjudge angle.
He halfway up and feet is dangle.

We grap him fore and haul him up.
Now footing firm he act like pup.

But then he judge it's not where at.
He creep self off and land on pratt.

Sometimes I walk him to the school.
He squat to make, fall back on stool.

Once he watch a flight of bird.
He don't see where, he step in turd.

He lift he leg against a tree.
He fall off balance. I get pee.

He clog on home - accomplished mission.
I sog behind with shoes a-squishin'.

BUT COME HE SEE A PUSSY CAT.
HE EYES THEY GLINT. HE EARS GO FLAT.

HE TAIL GO TAUT. HE NOSE IT QUIVER.
HE CHASE THAT SCAREDY-CAT UPRIVER.

HE FEET THEY DEXTROUS LIKE A DANCER
AS HE PURSUE LIKE GERMAN PANZER

HE CLAWS GO SHARP. HE EDGAR HOOVER
HE LEFT AND RIGHT. HE ALL MANEUVER.

BUT THOUGH HE TRY, THE CAT IS YOUNG.
IT THUMB ITS NOSE. IT STICK OUT TONGUE.            

IT TAUNT A LAUGH. IT STRIKE HIM RICH.
POOR CORKY PANT, "YOU SON-A-BITCH."

IT SWOOM OUT FAST. IT SKIM THE GRASS.
ALL CORKY CATCH IS GLIMPSE OF ASS.

He come on back on feet of lard.
He try walk soft. He steps they hard.

He is his own severest critic.
But can't control that scrawl arthritic.

And so we love him all the more.
This reject from the Canine Corps.